Sunday, December 15, 2013

A stoners special trip to the market FUNNY!!!!!

The store is closed. I lost my prescription 
In my prescription bottle was my prescribed medicine from my doctor and a small green  prescription bottle with my green medicine both I use.
 
   On my way from work I had a side bag a grocery bag. I was trying to stay warm and I bundled up as I bundled up and juggling my stuff I heard something drop.  I turned around and looked it was dark and I didn't see anything.  I kept walking.  At the stop light I rechecked everything I had and all seemed good.  So I continued on.
 
   My walk home is about a 15 minute walk.
I got home then I dabbed and I was so stoned.  I looked for my prescription from my doctor and thought back to the noise.... I dropped it!!!
My husband and I were stoned we decided to look for it.
It was an hour later-dark and 32 degrees... cold cold cold.
We stepped in the freezing night and just the walk to the corner was lonnngg  and far away.  We continued walking and walking. We searched and we traced my steps and walked all the way to my job.
Every one was long gone and the store was closed.  We searched the spot where  I thought I dropped it. Nothing. We returned home. Disappointed cold and stoned.
  Back at home on my night stand behold there it was. My prescriptions =) happy joy joy
So I asked my husband was he looking for my prescription for my shoulders or the pot?
My husband was looking for my pills for my shoulders.  I was looking for my..???    Fill in the blank =)

May 8,2015 I was looking back and laughed my ass off I can't believe how funny that was!!!

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Hanging out

So mushmouth my husband invited J Boy and D Boy over to hangout and smoke..

Monday, November 18, 2013

The party is over FIShES

So I will tell you my experience with a small local potheads. Mushmouth, Jerk, Dingbat.  Its always the three their the lil click.  So everything is a big secret with them. I work and I am trying to paybills. Mushmouth doesn't have a job.  Jerk things he's all that he wants all the attention. Dingbat gets so out of it she talks to herself and answers her own questions.  I don't know what to think of it
I let you know more if you read this show some love cuz I am not getting here =(
Mushmouth Im married to him. Jerk I am smothering and insecure I was wasn't smothering and insecure when I  was buying his shit that pisses me off k wants to be idealized  dingbat is sad lady.  She is getting a divorce. All different in age.  One thing in common dabs smoking oil made of hemp and  thc  is so concentrated its really WOW

Sunday, November 10, 2013

=P

I am sure everyone experienced this 1 time or another... some1 u know gets a high position or has some big change & they think they r all that & a bag of chips... u have 2 B a good friend & set them straight & bring them back down 2 earth cuz they r being an ass
That would be my husband.